Back Porch Bandit Mosquito Sweatshirt

⚜️ Gildan® Heavy Blend™ 18000 Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
⚜️ Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth
⚜️ Classic fit with a clean crew neckline — unisex and true to size
⚜️ Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
⚜️ Gray, pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
⚜️ Made with 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton & OEKO-TEX® certified dyes

Fabric content:

— Regular colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
— Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton

Built for chilly nights, tailgates, and porch-sittin’ when the bayou breeze rolls in, this sweatshirt delivers comfort, durability, and that touch of Louisiana pride.

T-Shirts That Talk Louisiana.

Every design’s got a little something to say, just like us.

- Laissez Faire Wear

🧼 Turn your shirt inside out before washing — it’s a simple but crucial step, cher.
🧺 Machine wash cold with like colors and gentle detergent.
🚫 Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to protect the print.
🔥 Skip the high heat: tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
🌀 Don’t iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out and use low heat if needed.
✨ Treat it like a tee you love — and it’ll last longer than your cousin’s ex.

- Laissez Faire Wear

Shipping

📦 FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders over $75
🛠️ Every item is made-to-order — printed just for you
⏱️ Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days
🚚 Delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days
🇺🇸 Domestic U.S. shipping only
📫 Local pickup and expedited shipping are not available

Returns

🔁 30-day return policy for damaged or incorrect items
📩 Email support@laissezfairewear.com to start a return
📦 Returned items must be unworn and in original packaging
⚠️ Please note: Because each shirt is made-to-order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or sizing issues. Be sure to double-check the size chart before ordering, cher!
💳 Refunds are issued to your original payment method
💬 Questions? We’re happy to help — reach out anytime at support@laissezfairewear.com