I Like Oysters and Maybe 3 People T-Shirt

⚜️ Gildan® Softstyle® 64000 Unisex T-Shirt
⚜️ Soft, ring-spun cotton that feels smooth against your skin
⚜️ Modern classic fit with unisex sizing — true to size and made to move
⚜️ Lightweight, breathable, and built to last
⚜️ Tear-away label and no side seams for ultimate comfort
⚜️ Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA

Fabric content:

— Regular colors: 100% preshrunk cotton
— Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
— Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
— Graphite Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Built for bayou-born comfort and swamp-tested durability, this tee brings together ease, style, and a little Louisiana fire — so you can wear your roots loud and proud.

T-Shirts That Talk Louisiana.

Every design’s got a little something to say, just like us.

- Laissez Faire Wear

🧼 Turn your shirt inside out before washing — it’s a simple but crucial step, cher.
🧺 Machine wash cold with like colors and gentle detergent.
🚫 Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to protect the print.
🔥 Skip the high heat: tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
🌀 Don’t iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out and use low heat if needed.
✨ Treat it like a tee you love — and it’ll last longer than your cousin’s ex.

- Laissez Faire Wear

Shipping

📦 FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders over $75
🛠️ Every item is made-to-order — printed just for you
⏱️ Orders are processed and shipped within 3–5 business days
🚚 Delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days
🇺🇸 Domestic U.S. shipping only
📫 Local pickup and expedited shipping are not available

Returns

🔁 30-day return policy for damaged or incorrect items
📩 Email support@laissezfairewear.com to start a return
📦 Returned items must be unworn and in original packaging
⚠️ Please note: Because each shirt is made-to-order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or sizing issues. Be sure to double-check the size chart before ordering, cher!
💳 Refunds are issued to your original payment method
💬 Questions? We’re happy to help — reach out anytime at support@laissezfairewear.com