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Paddle Slow Sweatshirt

Paddle Slow Sweatshirt

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Why Insiders Love This Shirt

⚜️ Gildan® Heavy Blend™ 18000 Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
⚜️ Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth
⚜️ Classic fit with a clean crew neckline — unisex and true to size
⚜️ Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
⚜️ Gray, pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
⚜️ Made with 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton & OEKO-TEX® certified dyes

Fabric content:

— Regular colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
— Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton

Built for chilly nights, tailgates, and porch-sittin’ when the bayou breeze rolls in, this sweatshirt delivers comfort, durability, and that touch of Louisiana pride.

T-Shirts That Talk Louisiana.

Every design’s got a little something to say, just like us.

- Laissez Faire Wear

Washing Instructions

🧼 Turn your shirt inside out before washing — it’s a simple but crucial step, cher.
🧺 Machine wash cold with like colors and gentle detergent.
🚫 Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to protect the print.
🔥 Skip the high heat: tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
🌀 Don’t iron directly on the design. Flip it inside out and use low heat if needed.
✨ Treat it like a tee you love — and it’ll last longer than your cousin’s ex.

- Laissez Faire Wear

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

📦 FREE shipping on U.S. orders over $75 (flat $5.99 under that)
🛠️ Every shirt is made to order — printed just for you
⏱️ Most orders arrive within 8–10 days of your order date
🚚 You’ll get a tracking number by email as soon as yours ships
🇺🇸 We ship within the U.S. only

Returns

Every shirt is made after you order it, so there’s nothing to restock or resell once it’s printed — that’s how we get to make small, only-Louisiana-gets-it designs. So please check the size charts before you order, because we can’t take returns for sizing or a change of heart.
But if it shows up damaged or misprinted, that’s on us — email support@laissezfairewear.com within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

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Your Story. Your Louisiana. Your Tee.

  • Built by a Louisiana insider. For Louisiana insiders.

    Laissez Faire Wear started in South Louisiana because we couldn't find a shirt that actually felt like home. Not souvenir shop stuff. Not generic Southern pride. Something real — for the ones still here, the ones who left and never stopped missing it, and the ones who want to send a little piece of home to someone they love.

  • Soft as your favorite shirt. Sharp as the design on it.

    We tested this shirt through a South Louisiana August and it passed. Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 100% ring spun cotton, lightweight enough for bayou summers, soft enough to reach for first every single time. Printed direct-to-garment, not vinyl, not iron-on. The design won't crack, peel, or fade. Printed and shipped right here in the USA. We didn't pick this shirt because it was cheap. We picked it because it's the one you'll actually wear.

  • Louisiana isn't just where you're from. It's who you are.

    Whether you're still here or you moved away and miss it every single day — this is for you. A shirt that says everything to the people who get it, and nothing to the people who don't.

Need More Info?

📏 What size should I order?

Our tees and sweatshirts run true to size, but every shirt is made just for you, so it’s worth 30 seconds to get it right. Check our Size Charts for exact measurements on both. Between sizes, or like a little room to laissez le bon temps rouler? Size up.

👕 What kind of shirt am I getting?

Our tees are the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — buttery-soft, lightweight cotton built for Louisiana heat. Our sweatshirts are the Gildan Heavy Blend® 18000, a cozy medium-heavy crewneck. Both printed right here in the USA.

🚚 How long until I get my order?

Nothing’s sitting on a shelf — every shirt is printed just for you after you order, then shipped from the USA. Most orders arrive within 8–10 days of your order date. You’ll get a tracking number by email the second it ships.

🔁 Do you accept returns or exchanges?

Every shirt is made after you order it, just for you — so there’s nothing to restock or resell once it’s printed. That’s how we get to make small, only-Louisiana-gets-it designs. So please check the Size Charts before you order, because we can’t take returns for sizing or a change of heart. But if it shows up damaged or misprinted, that’s on us — email support@laissezfairewear.com within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

🎁 Can I send one as a gift?

Absolutely, and half our people do. Ship it straight to whoever it’s for. Not sure which design they’d pick? A Laissez Faire Wear gift card lets them choose their own. And if a design you love sells out or goes seasonal, get on our email list, that’s where restocks and new drops land first.

👚 Do you offer other shirt styles (v-neck, ladies cut, tanks)?

Our lineup is unisex tees and sweatshirts, but we can special-order other styles — v-necks, ladies cut, tanks, and more — with just about any of our designs on ’em. Email us with the style and design you want, and we’ll get you sorted.

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